Adam Rakunas’s first story (written at age 6) was about the California Angels beating the pants off the Toronto Blue Jays, clearly demonstrating his talent for fantastic fiction. The owner of an ever-growing collection of rejection slips, Adam lives in Santa Monica with his wife Anne, who beats him in two out of three triathlon events. He’s been working on his personal website since 1996, which makes him an old man in Internet years. So keep the hell off his lawn.