Oh, come on. Give me a break. Like we know how to collect all the secret data on you or something. We’re writers, not programmers. Nor are we some big evil corporation bent on spamming you until the heat death of the universe. If you want to contact us, we don’t store your email address or track you in any way. Even if we knew how, we probably wouldn’t do it.Now, as far as this whole suing people thing goes, we should put a few words in here about that. This site may contain links to content that offends people. Sorry about that. If you think that sex, violence, or blasphemy (or the tasteless application of humor as applied to same) might offend you, you may want to toddle off to cybernanny.com or whoever it is out there that is making the world safe for small minds. Or go soak your head. Or whatever.

Now you can’t say you haven’t been warned. So please don’t sue us, OK?